以下為轉載之文章
1. Who discovered America? (誰發現美洲?)
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. A sentence starting with "I" (I開頭的句子)
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." (我是字母表裡第九個字母...)
3. What would I have? (我有幾個橘子?)
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. A promise. (承諾)
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave(守規矩)?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish(處罰) you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
5. A 10-feet snake (10呎長的蛇 or 10隻腳的蛇?)
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. A sentence starting with "I" (I開頭的句子)
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." (我是字母表裡第九個字母...)
3. What would I have? (我有幾個橘子?)
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. A promise. (承諾)
TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave(守規矩)?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish(處罰) you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
5. A 10-feet snake (10呎長的蛇 or 10隻腳的蛇?)
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
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