2008/10/28

智鈞的遊戲


mercijuno 說:智鈞現在很喜歡玩打電話遊戲

mercijuno 說:他昨天是要打電話給你(酷酷嫂)

mercijuno 說:然後是打給他爹

mercijuno 說:今天則是要打給阿嘉(海角七號男主角)

mercijuno 說:剛他說

mercijuno 說:ㄟ阿嘉你要不要過來

mercijuno 說:不要喔

mercijuno 說:然後他轉頭跟我說

mercijuno 說:阿嘉說他要練團

mercijuno 說:真不知道他的腦袋是裝甚麼


可愛的智鈞

2008/09/24

How often is normal?一週幾次才算正常?

New York City is all about sex.
People getting it.
People trying to get it.
And people who can't get it.

No wonder the city never sleeps.
It's too busy trying to get laid.

They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week.
(據說33歲的女性平均一週有3.5次的性愛)
I'd like to know who that woman is.
(我想知道"這位女士"是哪位)

(以下為受訪者對性頻率的回答)
My wife and I haven't had sex since the baby was born.
The baby's applying to Yale next fall. (明年秋天孩子就要申請進入耶魯唸大學了)

Maybe..
Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.

2008/09/20

可樂吃芭樂

小時後的可樂很愛吃芭樂&營養膏
不像現在
現在的可樂很挑食
完全不吃飼料
芭樂還是會吃啦~!
不過也是吃個意思意思...
咬沒幾口就把芭樂丟在地墊上
(他吃東西一定會把食物刁到腳踏墊上...)

可樂小時後


上個星期菜頭貴來新竹玩
他說可樂長得像猴子
殊不知
可樂小時後更像猴子
(照片第一張三個月大)
(第二張五個月大)
昨天整理照片
透過不同時期的照片更可以看出可樂的不同階段
五個月大的幼毛是黑的

之後要"轉大人"的換毛時期

到現在的卡哇伊模樣




每個時期實在都很像"猴子"......=="




阿姆又燙壞頭髮了


那天阿姆拿她栽種的絲瓜給我

天氣並不特別熱 太陽也不大

但是她卻戴著帽子進屋裡來

咦? どうして?

原來她又燙壞頭髮了

提到這

她很生氣地告訴我.....她拿報紙上希拉蕊的剪報給美髮師看

結果剪成這副樣子

我問她.....
"你是去傳統家庭理髮嗎?"
"是...."
"那你燙這樣花多少錢呢?"
"伍佰元..."
"這就對啦~~" "這是伍佰元的水準"


還記得幾年前她也曾燙壞過...那時超像討債集團的說...



2008/09/18

德永英明--我喜歡日文歌的開始


分享歌詞

德永英明 [最後の言い訳] (最後的藉口)


寝たふりがこんなに (想不到裝睡)
つらいことだとは (竟是如此辛苦的事)
今落ちた滴は涙だね (現在落下的水點,是眼淚呢!)
そして君が出て行く (然後,妳離開了)

夜明けを待って (妳在等待著黎明降臨)
暗闇が恐い君のことだから (因為妳很害怕黑暗)
いちばん大事なものが (最重要的人)
いちばん遠くへいくよ (正逐漸變得離我最遠啊)

こんなに覚えた君の (我如此清楚記得的妳的一切)
すべてが思い出になる (現都成為回憶)
誰からも君なら (我想,若是妳的話)
好かれると思う (一定會得到任何人的喜愛)
心配はいらない (我並不需擔心)
寂しいよ (真令人寂寞啊!)
無理に僕のためだ (正因為妳勉強自己 )
とさよならの理由 (認為告別的理由是為了我,所以才會如此痛苦)
思ってる君だからせつなくて

いちばん近くにいても (雖然最接近)
いちばん判り合えない (卻又最無法互相瞭解)
こんなに愛した僕の (曾如此深愛妳的我的一切 )
すべてが言い訳になる (現都變成藉口)

(interlude)

いちばん大事なものが (最重要的人)
いちばん遠くへいくよ (正逐漸變得離我最遠啊)
こんなに覚えた君の (我如此清楚記得的妳的)
すべてが思い出に (一切現都成為回憶)
いちばん近くにいても (雖然最接近)
いちばん判り合えない (卻又最無法互相瞭解)

こんなに愛した僕の (曾如此深愛妳的我的一切)
すべてが言い訳になる (現都變成藉口)
いちばん大事なものが (最重要的人)
いちばん遠くへいくよ (正逐漸變得離我最遠啊!)
いちばん近くにいても (雖然最接近)
いちばん判り合えない (卻又最無法互相瞭解)
いちばん大事なものが (最重要的人)
いちばん遠くへいくよ (正逐漸變得離我最遠啊!)

2008/09/14

小正正的回答


Theresa 說:
巴比..我一直在想昨天后豐大橋的新聞...我可以想像如果是我們...會是怎樣的情形..你會叫[啊幹!]我會抱著可樂大叫[把鼻~~]..然後我們掉進水裡..度過生命中最後的五分鐘..水灌進來..我們各自被水淹沒..水跟泥土會灌進我們的鼻子..可樂也會被沖去別的地方..
Theresa 說:
想想好可怕
小正正 說:
我會把你救起來
Theresa 說:
水這麼湍急
Theresa 說:
怎麼救...
Theresa 說:
不過看到你這樣打..讓我笑出來
Theresa 說:
把鼻就是會這麼可靠

2008/09/08

請勿輕視甲狀腺腫大~

A full-page ad in a recent Time magazine, paid for by the Light of Light Foundation, recommends that you ask your doctor to check your neck for thyroid nodules — abnormal growths that form a lump in the thyroid gland. In fact, thyroid nodules have become the most common endocrine diagnosis in the United States, with thyroid cancer now being the fastest growing cancer diagnosis in the country.


Few thyroid nodules
produce any symptoms, so people will usually only find them by chance. Far more often, they will be detected by your doctor during a routine physical exam or by an imaging study (ultrasound, computed tomography, or magnetic resonance scan) that is looking at some other condition in the head or neck.


The likelihood of a thyroid nodule being cancerous is greater in those who are less than 20 years old or who are older than 70. The risk of this cancer is also higher in individuals who had undergone radiation of the head and neck, once a common treatment for acne.

How worried should you be if a nodule is found on your thyroid? Not very. About 90 percent to 95 percent of thyroid nodules are not cancerous. Also reassuring: Most common types of thyroid cancer are curable and rarely life-threatening. Nonetheless, nodules require further evaluation to determine whether cancer is present.

If a nodule is easily felt, the physician can usually evaluate it in the office under a local anesthetic by using a thin needle to perform an aspiration biopsy. A small needle is inserted into the nodule several times, each time in a different place, so that the cells withdrawn will be a representative sampling. For nodules that are difficult to feel, the biopsy is done using real-time ultrasound images to guide the needle into the lump. A pathologist then examines these cells under a microscope for cancer.



The
biopsy of a thyroid nodule may be interpreted as being either benign, malignant, or indeterminate (suspicious). For benign nodules, only an occasional follow-up exam is required. Malignant nodules, however, are most often treated by removing nearly all of the thyroid gland. Removing the thyroid condemns the patient to a lifetime of taking thyroid hormone pills. The major risks of this surgery are the inadvertent removal of the parathyroid glands, which are closely associated with the thyroid, and damage to the laryngeal nerve.


For nodules considered suspicious, thyroid hormone pills may be administered in an attempt to suppress progression of possible cancer; more often, the suspicious nodules are removed surgically.
While some nodules can be felt easily, I have learned that many doctors are not adept at finding thyroid nodules that are located low down in the gland or buried deep in the thyroid tissue. Also, keep in mind that the utility of any fine-needle aspiration depends on the experience of the doctor who carries out the procedure and of the pathologist who examines the cells.

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